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Total Medals Earned: 43 (From
9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 965 Points
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 10/25/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 10/25/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/315 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
Castle Hater
Unlocked 10/25/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher
Unlocked 10/26/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer
10 Points
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher
Unlocked 10/28/09
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles
50 Points
Crush all castles
Gold Medalist
100 Points
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/285 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
Patience
Unlocked 10/26/09
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Dance Party
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt
10 Points
Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard
10 Points
Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira
10 Points
Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper
50 Points
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies
50 Points
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Gretel and Hansel
Baby Steps
Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast
Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out
Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points Get the clock
10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy!
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Pest Removal
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master
100 Points
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Madness Accelerant
Facerape
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU
Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points Beat the game.
25 Points Beat the game.
Pacifist
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
Unlocked 10/21/09
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
Unlocked 10/21/09
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 10/21/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
Unlocked 10/21/09
50 Points Crush the Concorde
50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Thing-Thing Arena 3
Can't wait for it
Unlocked 10/28/09
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution
5 Points
Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love
10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD
10 Points
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger!
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead!
10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too
Unlocked 10/28/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir
25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage
25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality
25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator
25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky?
25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist
Unlocked 10/28/09
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight
25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare
25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper
25 Points
100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all
25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers
50 Points
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 3/26 (40/500 points)
Tiananmen Square
Student Protestor
Unlocked 10/25/09
10 Points Complete Wave 1.
10 Points Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 10/23/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
Unlocked 10/23/09
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 10/23/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
Unlocked 10/23/09
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
Unlocked 10/24/09
5 Points Find the hidden button
5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur
Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
Unlocked 10/23/09
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
Unlocked 10/23/09
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
Unlocked 10/23/09
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed
Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points Get punched by a banana
10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted
Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points Get burned by a sun
25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent
Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points Play over an hour
25 Points Play over an hour
Professional
Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
Unlocked 10/23/09
25 Points Use a nuke
25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
50 Points
Buy everything
Master
Unlocked 10/24/09
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
Unlocked 10/24/09
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
Unlocked 10/24/09
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)